Umm, okay. How do you translate “OMFG THIS GAME WAS SO FUN I’MMA PASS OUT FROM SHEER EUPHORIA AND ALSO I THINK I HAVE A CRUSH ON SPIDER-MAN WTH?????” to normal human-speak? You should probably just ignore this whole post, even if you’re a n00b. Today, I will remain unashamed in the adoration of this…
